A fwd, for the girls!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

The girl said: ‘NO!’

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her arse, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

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14 Comments

  1. Adithya said,

    October 11, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Idhu seriyave illaye!

    There is nothing called Utopia. Ok?Ok. πŸ˜›

    Hehe.. πŸ™‚

  2. October 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Cha! How cruel! Or may be you got it wrong, may be it was the guy who lived happily ever after! πŸ˜› LOL!

    Maybe.. but guys live happily ever after anyway! They get a live-in maid-cum-cook-cum babysitter for life! πŸ˜‰

  3. L. Steven Beene II said,

    October 13, 2008 at 4:49 am

    The guy she said no too did find love. He went overseas and found a younger, less angry, less self-absorbed, and less shallow woman.

    The woman he found did not consider it a “chore” to take care of her husband, and he did the same. The woman he found did not consider marriage disposable, use denial of sex as a weapon, or think of her husband as a “starter husband” to be disposed of on a snitty day.

    She, the woman who said no, grew old alone, and her many former lovers found younger, less angry, less self-absorbed women who were more emotionally mature, more able to treat their husbands as equal people and not disposable “bff soulmates” (for the next few years).

    But, on a positive note, she who said “NO” lived with 10 cats and found other angry, narcisistic, and “happy to live alone” women online who vented about how much they hated men. So, she wasn’t “really alone” … her cats and angry internet friends kept her company.

    The End.

    πŸ™‚ Hehe.. This is fun! Lemme add my two-bit!
    The woman didn’t end up alone. She said yes to a man who treated her as an equal, cleaned up after himself, shared the chores around the house, helped her bring up the children, made her feel loved and cherished and they lived happily ever after!

  4. maxdavinci said,

    October 13, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    The guy went back a relieved man, He had got it off his chest and now he could live all his life without any guilt. He lived happily watching sports with his friends, engaging in beerfests ever weekend, Never had to clean the house, could crash on the sofa, could wear the same shirt everyday without anybody complaining, could enter his house every evening without anyone nagging him all night!

    PS: I’m not an MCP, but this was too much fun to resist!

    πŸ™‚ Good one! Keep dreaming!

  5. maami said,

    October 13, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    Gahahaha!
    Now that I have a husband can I wish for a wife who’ll pick up after me please?

    πŸ™‚ What will that make u?!

  6. Rada said,

    October 14, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    Both the post and some of the comments had me chuckling! πŸ™‚

    πŸ™‚

  7. maami said,

    October 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    That would make me the one who wears the pants at home;)

  8. buddy said,

    October 14, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    lovely!
    wrath of the ladeej! Beware…

    πŸ˜‰

  9. Raj said,

    October 15, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    2 much I say… yen madam.. yar mela ivalo kobam????

    πŸ™‚ no kobam.. but I love the fact that men can never take a joke on themselves!!!!

  10. October 17, 2008 at 8:27 am

    i LOVED this πŸ˜€

    Go girl!

    Glad u enjoyed! πŸ™‚

  11. Lakshmi said,

    October 17, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    I hear ya. A husband and kids do take a lot out of women. It feels like one is constantly chasing one’s tail.. but it gets better.
    I’ve seen single women who I feel were interested in trivial pursuits, such as matching outfits with their umbrellas or ensuring they make life most difficult for those with children at work as bosses since they could afford the promotion putting in all those weekend hours.
    Grass is indeed greener on my side – to me obviously- before I get chewed up.

    I suppose with the right person, marriage is indeed more fulfilling. Thought it can really test your patience sometimes!

  12. anusha srikanth said,

    October 19, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    God! Where’s the guy?

    πŸ™‚ Good question!

  13. Pradeep said,

    October 22, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    lol. I shouldn’t have come here. πŸ™‚

    πŸ™‚

  14. tiffani said,

    October 28, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Hi, i like your blog. very good for womens


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